NO EGGS!!!

WARNING – Graphic description!
I tried to like them. And then I tried to tell Mommy that I didn’t like them, but she kept on trying and trying to get me to eat them. She started with hard boiled, then she tried scrambled. She tried mixing them in with my cereal or my apple sauce or my carrots. But I still knew they were there, and I didn’t like them!! I tried spitting them out, and Mommy tried to put them back in. Finally I had to resort to drastic measures…..I gave her two final “warning coughs”…..then I threw up everywhere!!! I’m not talking spitting out what was in my mouth, or even a little regurgitation….I’m talking full blown projectile vomiting! I’m pretty sure Mommy got the idea because she cleaned me up and only made me eat my pears. Which were DELICIOUS without eggs mixed into them!

Oh and I will point out that Mommy didn’t even think about getting a picture of this mess! It would have been too gross to post anyway!